i don't even know mine

schweiss dreams are made of cheese

who am I to dis’ a brie?

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weeping-who-girl:

Matt & David on Chris Hardwick’s Comic Con Blunder (x)

requested by tennanttardistime

Bonus Chris Hardwick in costume:

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apple denmark
randomfefe:

hahah! Where is Island and Danmark?

I feel left out… Denmark’s a country too! We used to rule a bunch of other places y’know? (btw sorry)

randomfefe:

hahah! Where is Island and Danmark?

I feel left out… Denmark’s a country too! We used to rule a bunch of other places y’know? (btw sorry)

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glee theodor

lopezriverlea:

gleek4snix:

The notes though.

I don’t think there’s any fandom that hates their show more than Gleeks…

this is 100% accurate but it kind of makes the fandom like a giant support group for people who can’t stop watching it

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clever religion science
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
avengers black widow hawkeye

a-moment-of-breathless-delight:

"Scarlett Johansson and the Russo bros. confirm that Black Widow’s necklace in Cap 2 was a nod to her relationship with Hawkeye which will be made obvious in Avengers 2."

PRAISE THE HEAVENS MY SHIP IS SAILING STRONG AND CANON IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

So, there are no sources for this, and if you google the quote it doens’t come up, other than in this post. It might be from an interview but I’m sorry I just don’t believe you. 

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mymindpalaceisatardis:

wholockedandproud:

pocketpalace:

it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard

it’s bigger on the inside

THANK YOU FOR THIS

mymindpalaceisatardis:

wholockedandproud:

pocketpalace:

it looks like the tardis is opening on my dashboard

it’s bigger on the inside

THANK YOU FOR THIS

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dw doctor who 10 11

thedoctorswho:

devoted-to-whouffle:

requested by Anonymous

oh baby =)

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jay z cute

yumchocolatemilk:

bookoisseur:

Adorable.

wait why is this so cute

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The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)

jabberwockyx:

justatiltedlamp:

Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.

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So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?

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My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.

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Letters were posted. All was well.

Until this happened…

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What the-?

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This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

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starkid team starkid
pitchpipestarkid:

doctorkate:

climb-mounteverett:

who-am-i-blog:

Best exit in the history of ever.

but what about


oh shit.
there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy

petition for this to be a new starkid challenge

pitchpipestarkid:

doctorkate:

climb-mounteverett:

who-am-i-blog:

Best exit in the history of ever.

but what about

oh shit.

there should be a dramatic-exit contest between Myrtle and Malloy

petition for this to be a new starkid challenge

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atla best cosplay ever cosplay katara sokka

cas-motherfucking-tiel:

adhdotlexia:

digi831:

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE

Reblogging.

And the award for best cosplay ever goes to

wait..how the aCTUAL FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THIS FANDOM

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